5486
5 hours ago

occamsphaser:

okay but imagine cecil and carlos deciding to get married and talking about if one of them wants to take the other’s last name or if they want to hyphenate or what

and cecil just is like “not that i don’t think every part of you is perfect but i think most people would agree that ‘palmer’ is a better surname than ‘the scientist’”

and so carlos has to sit his boyfriend down and gently explain that his last name isn’t actually “the scientist” and cecil is sitting there like “is anything i know about you real”

(Source: fereldanfrostbacks)

92
5 hours ago
tagged: dmmd, shiroba,
7
6 hours ago
tagged: ffxv, i am so ready for this game,
354033
6 hours ago

taedisplay:

kerokamina:

innervenom:

savedmyselffromthedragon:

karnythia:

signalfire90:

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…

I totally bought that he was right.

I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.

Wow

THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J

(Source: kazuos)

161280
6 hours ago

(Source: fallontonight)

180918
6 hours ago

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

(Source: heckyeahmikerowe)

splderwoman:

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

IN 2016 (x)

686
6 hours ago
tagged: dmmd, clear,

Track 20 by 百足

Please do not remove source

(Source: shiuzuya)

3023
6 hours ago
tagged: ghibli,

1/5 Ghibli films Ponyo

(Source: lady-eboshis)

35487
6 hours ago

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

149713
6 hours ago

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

299864
7 hours ago

ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

(Source: lucithor)

1759
7 hours ago
It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.

(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via dogslug)

I feel sorry for anyone he dates.

Oh my god. And he’s a biology major? HAHAHAHAHA

(via knitmeapony)

OH MY GOD.

(via mysecretorigin)

His naiveté would be adorable if it wasn’t so damn stupid. And depressing. Actually strike that it would never be adorable. 

(via ohgodhesloose)

The poor little darling. Sex toys are more reliable than any man I have ever met.

(via coraregina)

(Source: shitrichcollegekidssay)

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7 hours ago
615009
7 hours ago

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price